Earlier this week, Jane came home with the following story. The teacher had written the bones of it, but left blank spaces for the kids to fill in.
I was walking in the jungle one day. Suddenly I saw seven tigers. When I saw them, I...screamed for hlep.
I knew I had to do something so I... spraed peper sprae in there eyes.
Finally I... gave them a pork chop and ran away.
Interestingly, Jane seems to believe that tense situations may be improved by screaming, noxious environmental stimuli, and, if all else fails, a distracting bribe. Hmm.