Krazy! Glue!

Note to self: Next time something gets wobbly or broken, before you even think about calling the handyman -- the very thought of whom will send you into months of desperate procrastination -- TRY A DROP OF KRAZY GLUE.

Have just fixed many weird and wobbly items throughout the house with about ten drops of the stuff. Marvelous. Now the whole house feels more solidly put together. Formerly wobbly or crooked things are perfectly straight and tight.

I am a krazy kompulsive person, yes, yes, I am.