Mon Semblable...

I just met this girl who's in a mess over something that happened on the subway. Seems she met her double, which was weird enough, but what really bothered her was that her alter-ego was much better dressed. OMG!!! How will this end? she wanted to know. I didn't want to tell her -- her nails were down to the quick already, her manicurist is going to freak -- but I think we're looking at fisticuffs in a chic Brooklyn second-hand clothing emporium.